I'm going on my second day of teaching.
I'm teaching a lesson on substance abuse that is so watered down and innocuous
these kids called my bluff right away.
So I'm taking a cue from all the other teachers these kids have:
I'm on mental vacation today.
I'll be listening to the waves tease the beach and
Shug burning slowly in the sun.
(We put sunblock on, I swear!)
I'm pretty sure wine is a part of my vacay, too.