Insomnia, how well you and I have gotten to know each other! You are a pestering companion when I need blessed sleep the most. Read: When it's finals.
Not only do you keep me awake into the wee hours of the morning, but you enable me to surf the internets for wedding dresses I can't afford, much less decide on.
Thank you for your constant persistence. It's a real shame after we've danced all night together my eyeballs look like I've plucked them out and played a few rounds of craps with them. My skin resembles the Crypt Keeper's from Tales From the Crypt, after a long, slumber-less night. Thank you so much for that.
Here's to a relationship that will last.